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Hoakie82

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I once had a girl tap my shoulder as I was sitting in a crowded bar


enjoying multiple beers. I turned around & she asked if I remembered her. She looked vaguely familiar so I said “sure, nice to see you again”. Thinking that would be the end of conversation but she could tell I was unsure as to who she was so she reminded me that I had once taken her out on a date. Now I’m trying to act like I really remembered her but I’m feeling bad that I still don’t. Then she proceeds to introduce me to her new husband. After congratulating him on the marriage, I turn back to her & asked her “when is the baby due? OMG, as soon as it came out of my mouth I knew I’d messed up. She looks at me like, WTF? Luckily, it was winter & she was holding her coat in front of her so I tried to blame it on the coat. Awkward! I couldn’t believe that really happened. Fortunately, I’ve never seen her again. If she’s seen me, she probably won’t be tapping me on the shoulder again, ever.

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Posted: 01/18/2018 at 11:50PM



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